The Ladies Delight
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from the introductory:
AS Scenery hath been so very Indulgent to ye, as to stock your Gardens with Trees of the largest Growth, for which Reason ye are caress’d, whilst Men of less Parts, tho’ in some Things more deserving, are laugh’d at, and excluded all Company.
As all Infants, especially of the Female Sex, are much delighted with Fruit, so as their Years and additional Appetites increase, no Marvel if that increases too. Both Men and Beasts have some-thing or another, for which they are esteem’d; so ye being in a particular manner Pleased in this Talent, may securely laugh, while ye daily grow in the Ladies Favour, and spread your Branches over all the Kingdom: Many a hopeful Stick of Wood has been produc’d by this glorious Tree, who after they had piss’d their Estates against the Wall (as the excellent Housewives term it) have by the Might of right Hibernian Prowess rais’d themselves to the Favour of some honest Virtuoso, and being by her plac’d in a HOT-BED, have been restor’d to their pristine Might, and flourish’d again; and like right Heroes, not envying the busy World, have been content to spend the remainder of their Days in an obscure Nook of the World.
Thus, Gentlemen, and as all Poets chuse the most Worthy to patronize their Works, I humbly offer ye the following Poem, and that you may still continue as ye now are; that your Trees may ever flourish, your Green-houses be secure, nor your young Plants be ever nipt in the Bud, and that you may ever stand against all Cracks, Storms, Tempests, and Eruptions,
Is the hearty Wishes of Your’s,
–BOTANICUS
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okay so this isnt an erotic tale like i was thought it would be. as a replacement for this is a simple stupid poem that makes no sense what-so-ever, and a letter in a brouge accent that talks about the difference between a man and a women. i despised this “tale”!!
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