The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee
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- ISBN13: 9780061856433
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Warning from publisher to reader:
At HarperCollins, we are committed to customer satisfaction. Before proceeding with your buy, please take the following questionnaire to determine your likelihood of enjoying this book:
1. Which of the following do you appreciate?
(a) Women with to some extent horse-ish facial features.
(b) Women who, while not super Jew-y, are more identifiably Jewish than, say, Natalie Portman.
(c) Frequent discussion of unwanted body hair.
2. Are you offended by the following behavior?
(a) Instructing one’s grandmother to place baked goods in her rectal cavity.
(b) Stripping naked in public—eleven times in a row.
(c) Stabbing one’s boss in the head with a writing apply.
3. The best way to treat an emotionally fragile young girl is:
(a) Murder the main course of her Prayer dinner before her very eyes.
(b) Tell her that her older sister is prettier than she, and then immediately die.
(c) Prevent her suicide by recommending she stay away from open windows.
If you read the above questions lacking getting nauseous or forming a despise Web site, you are ready to buy this book! Please proceed to the cashier.
Amazon.com Review
Amazon Exclusive: A Letter from Sarah Silverman
Dear Reader:
My name is Sarah Silverman. I was once primarily known for adage the word “poop” and getting paid above market excise for it. But persons days are over, because I am now going to be known for having written a book. Why did I write a book, you might marvel? Because it just seemed like the right time to be getting into the publishing industry.
I’m kidding. Publishing is rotting like an abandoned possum carcass on the shoulder of I-95. I know that for a fact, because before long after my book deal was announced, I kept hearing people lament the imminent demise of literature. These days there is only one reason to write a book: to be taken seriously. And that is exactly what is about to take place to me. I’m an leader now! Like Ernest Hemingway and Fyodor Dostoevsky!
When I was questioned to provide text for an leader page, I chose to approach it in a scholarly manner, because that’s what authors do. I looked to additional leader pages for inspiration, and I learned so much. For example, while Hemingway and Dostoevsky do not have their own leader pages on Amazon.com, Paris Hilton does. And so does ex- teenage porn star and multi-tasking fellatrix, Traci Lords. Hemingway and Dostoevsky might be wondering, reasonably factually, “Whom do I have to blow to get my own leader page?” If a name had a cruel sense of humor, they might respond to Hemingway, “How about your head off? Oh wait – you already DID that!” But such a remark would be in terrible taste, and as a serious leader, I’m above all that.
I also learned that Paris’ dog, Tinkerbell Hilton, has her own book too. I read a few pages and establish the prose to be overwrought, but you can imagine that, being a dog, she’d be coming from a place of needing to prove something. By the way, here’s a quote from a review of Paris’ book that I establish on her Amazon.com leader page:
“Heiress, socialite, model, actress, singer and media darling Hilton likes her life, knows how to get what she wants and matter-of-factly clarifies how anyone can be a glamorous, fun-loving, tiara-wearing heiress just like her… [Paris’] advice to ‘channel your own inner heiress, make your own image, and project an extreme sense of confidence’ is an empowering message for young women.”
This was very much inspiring to me. It made me realize: if young women can read Hilton’s book and become heiresses, they can likewise read my book and become anxiety-ridden bedwetters. And amidst this generation of disposability that favors the digital over the physical, shopping online rather than in stores (oops, this is awkward!), and reading from LCD screens rather than from print on paper, it’s nice to know that I will have left a stable stain by which future generations shall know of my being. So read The Bedwetter, if not for me, then for the children.
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One should never judge women generally, based on Sarah Silverman’s demeanor. That is because she’s not a woman, nor even human. It’s not exactly clear what the creature is, but the term vile pig may suffice. My advice is to avoid it, its show, books, acts as much as possible if one values life at all. Yechh, ptoooey!
Reader’s Rating: 1 / 5
Sarah’s book is hysterically amusing and eerily familiar. It’s like my own Tales I’d Tell My Children (but maybe not until they’re adults), but told by a name who lacks a penis. My book reveals that I’ve peed in the shower. I hope my wife doesn’t read this.
Reader’s Rating: 5 / 5
i wish it was amusing but not really. i am shocked of the advance she got for the book. it feels kind of thrown together. i didnt learn anything and do not recommend. i wanted to like it
Reader’s Rating: 1 / 5
The bedwetter is as poor a book as I’ve ever read. I felt fantastic sympathy for Ms. Silverman’s enuresis and there fore nonstop to read. But the text which reflected her crass atitude toward herself and her world took over where insight should reign. Enuresis is not an excuse for the vulgarities which she uses. What is Shocking is that she never outgrew her poor habit. There really is no excuse for her random use of offensiveness. The book is neither amusing nor does it have any intrinsic value. I wish I had agreed the money to charity.
It was also with fantastic bring shame on that I Read how she spouts “JEWISHISMS” when in fact she clearly has no (or very very small) knowledge of what it means to be a Jew or practice Judaism. Get back to me when you know more about what it takes to be a excellent Jew!!! ( and I am not talking about a circumcised male sex organ either).
If the leader thinks that courage is what is needed to stand in front of an audience and demean herself with bawdiness than thee title should have been ” The Bedwetter-Tales of stupidity, Redemption(?) and Pee
Reader’s Rating: 1 / 5
I establish Silverman’s tone to be cloying and forced. I can’t see why people find her amusing
Reader’s Rating: 1 / 5