Sh*t My Dad Says
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After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-ancient Justin Halpern establish himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-ancient dad. Sam Halpern, who is “like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,” has never minced words, and when Justin stirred back home, he started to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him:
“That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won’t screw you. Don’t do it for them.”
“Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and ongoing fucking.”
“The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.”
More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern’s philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly amusing, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American tale that unfolds on the Small League meadow, in Denny’s, during excruciating family tree road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns’ kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, right portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
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