Nightlight: A Parody
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- ISBN13: 9780307476104
- Condition: NEW
- Notes: Brand New from Publisher. No Remainder Mark.
Product Description
About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.
And thus Belle Goose falls in like with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.
Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Knife, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of weird events–Edwart leaves his tater tots unconcerned at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying grow quickly!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?
Perfect with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for like in all the incorrect places.
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i know that mny peple like twilight and i am one of them. 5 min intot his book and i was annoyed. by page 8 i was done. i despise this book.
Reader’s Rating: 1 / 5
Really QUITE unfunny. The leader does not know parody. In fact, it’s just trying WAY too hard. And I LOVE a excellent parody, by the way. This is simply not a excellent book. If you want to read amusing, read, Stephen Jenner’s “TwiLite: A Parody.” That’s ROFL amusing.
Reader’s Rating: 1 / 5
Congradgulashions Harvard Lampoon–you have written something that did not WONCE MAKe me laf but really made me confused like after i watch saturday night live and after i try to reed words on a page that are not illuminated like they are on websites sutch as YouTube.
Here is an exerpt of what they reflect is “amusing’: “The first volume of the Harvard Lampoon appeared in February, 1876.”
That is the first sentence on the first page. WHERE IS THE JOKE? Yes, I get it, volume is not a word, but that is not even amusing and it is clishay.
Also, the title of Stephanie Meyer’s book is TWILIGHT–not Nightlight! Do you even REED? Did you even reed the book before you chose to rewrite it, Harvard Lampoon?I reflect you need to know whAT a parody is. Once i wrote a parody for my 8th grade english class. it was a parody of an essay on Julius Caesar by SHAKESPEARE–a REAL writer who is AKSHUALLY talented and lives in Anglo-Saxon–that i got off the internet. when you write a REAL parody you can’t tell which one is the original because you know how to copy-paste–something YOU’VE never heard of obviously, Lampoon. I had to quit 8th grade because of that parody. Parody is a serious offense at most institutions of learning and i am surprised HARVARD–the best high school in AMERICA–allows you to parody things. I have small dowbt the law will find out about this.
In fleeting, the first page took me 24 hours to reed and i am a FAST reeder uzhually. Nevertheless, I will continue to review every page on this website until i am done.
Reader’s Rating: 5 / 5
This was probably the worst parody I’ve ever read. I veered so far from the content of Twilight I wondered if the writers had even read the book at all. It wasn’t amusing at all and I also had to force my way through it as the additional reviewer did. Belle kept being depicted as a total idiot, which I didn’t have a problem with this at all, what I did reflect was absolutely really idiotic was how the writers would not let up on pointlessly inserting..what I’m guessing is things they’ve learned at school? Seriously? Fee elasticity and rubrics…there’s additional stuff, formulas and such. The book was written more the writers than an proposed audience of course. I don’t reflect the book was clever, the book as just unadorned stupid and a total waste of my money…which is why I’m putting mine up for sale here…for much less than asking fee cuz to charge $14 was a rip off…
Reader’s Rating: 1 / 5
See the review titled “Tragically Unfunny” by L. Kneeland. She really hit the nail on the head.
Reader’s Rating: 1 / 5