I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
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My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, snub the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very vital way: I share my adventures with the world. —from the Introduction Actual reader feedback:
“I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or reflect anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really reflect that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?”
“Thank you, thank you, thank you—for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say ‘screw the system’ and be myself and have fun. My life truly started when I finished reading your tales. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just question myself, ‘What Would Tucker Do?’—and I do it, and I am a better man for it.”
“I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t judge in God anymore. No just God would allow a name like you to exist.”
“I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant tales, and I laughed so hard I nearly vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a right humanitarian to boot. I’m in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you.”
“You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it’d make me like her more.”
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Full disclosure up front: I’ve not read Tucker’s book, am still to some extent unsure that I will, find it at least marginally appealing that Amazon served up this title as an additional one I might in fact like (how exactly does *that* algorithm work?).
A few thoughts, but:
1) You mean he’s a jackass *and* a lawyer? Wow. Unusual.
2) I can’t look down my nose at the conquest of women. We’ve all likely had our trials there, though I’m less certain that I could celebrate it. For money.
3) You know, Tucker, if they serve beer in hell it’ll be hot. And I’m guessing not the name brand stuff. Unless it’s Hell Brand beer. And that can’t be excellent.
Reader’s Rating: 3 / 5
Anyone who despises this book and/or Tucker Max is just jealous, because Tucker Max is easily one of the most kickass guys ever. The guy makes six facts and the number of women he’s nailed is easily in the triple digits. This book is awesome for anyone who has the slightest hint of a sense of humor. Buy it now, bookmark tuckermax.com, and do your best to try and be like Tucker Max.
Reader’s Rating: 5 / 5
Tucker Max’s tales are the kind you can laugh at because they happened to additional people. Or because they happened to you 5 years ago, and looking back on it you can reflect, “Yeah, that was certainly amusing.”
Being a woman I establish all of these tales slightly offensive but hilariously forgivable. Tucker knows he’s a jerk, and doesn’t hide it from anyone. To all the women who refused to see this, you questioned for it. And..thank you for doing so, as your embarassment provided me with hours of laughter.
This is just the kind of break we all need from our serious lives which might include, listening to your boss drone on about annual sales at the monthly meeting, reading dull economics textbooks for hours on end, or watching the same tale on the evening news for the eigth day in a row.
If anything like these tales has happened to you before, maybe you should consider writing a book – I’m sure we would all get a fantastic kick out of your shenanigans, as we do Tucker Max’s.
Reader’s Rating: 5 / 5
This is the most amusing book I have ever read. Non-stop laughs from take in to take in. I especially like the chapters about SlingBlade and the trip to Austin…just buy the book and read about it. Fantastic stuff.
Reader’s Rating: 5 / 5
Tucker Max’s life should be featured on A&E Biography in 10 years and then distributed to schools around the country as required viewing for all males 15 and up.
As for now, Max’s adventures should be required reading for any young man looking for a real-life hero to exemplify how right masculinity can prevail in this overly feminized society.
Reader’s Rating: 5 / 5