My Fair Lazy: One Reality Television Addict’s Attempt to Discover If Not Being A Dumb Ass Is the New Black, or, a Culture-Up Manifesto
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It’s a JENaissance! The New York Times bestselling leader of Pretty in Plaid gets her culture on.
Readers have followed Jen Lancaster through job loss, sucky city living, weight loss attempts, and 1980s nostalgia. Now Jen chronicles her efforts to achieve cultural enlightenment, with some hilarious missteps and genuine moments of inspiration along the way. And she does so by any means necessary: reading canonical literature, viewing classic films, attending the opera, researching artisan cheeses, and even enrolling in etiquette classes to improve her social graces.
In Jen’s confront is a crack team of experts, including Page Six socialites, gourmet chefs, an opera aficionado, and a master sommelier. She may learn that well-regarded, high-priced stinky cheese tastes exactly as terrible as it smells, and that her like for Kraft American Singles is forever. But one thing’s for certain: Eliza Doolittle’s got nothing on Jen Lancaster-and failure is an option.Amazon.com Review
The New York Times has pronounced Dave Barry “the most amusing man in America.” But of course that could have been on a slow news day when there wasn’t much else fit to print. Right, his bestselling collections of columns are legendary, but it is his wholly original books that reveal him as an American icon, like I’ll Mature When I’m Dead. He wrote for Humor Hotel and Jen Lancaster eventually took over his nationally syndicated humor column.
Read on to see Dave Barry’s questions for Jen Lancaster, or turn the tables to see what he questioned her.
Dave: Which has a privileged IQ: gravel or the cast of Jersey Shore?
Jen: On the surface, gravel clearly seems to have the edge. Gravel’s managed to exist for thousands of years lacking ever once having ongoing a bar fight when a name looked at its Ed Hardy T-shirt amusing. But, after the episode where Pauly D. went swimming and emerged from under the water with every hair still firmly in place, I’m forced to declare Jersey Shore the winner. The kind of civil/compound engineering it takes to hold that ’do in place is nothing fleeting of genius.
Dave: What can we, as a nation, do about the Kardashians?
Jen: One word: caning.
Dave: Do you ever watch Dog the Gift Hunter? If so, do you agree that he would be a really fun United States senator?
Jen: I like Dog and judge he’d be a fantastic senator. He’s clever, he’s well-organized, he’s no-nonsense, and he’s not worried to knock a few heads together if needed. He’s exactly what this country needs. Plus, I’d like Mr. Dog to Go to Washington if for no reason additional than to see his wife dressed up like Jackie O while on the battle trail. (The caveat is I’m from Illinois and most of our living governors are felons, so it’s possible my standards aren’t terribly high.)
Dave: How come women are so excellent at appearing to not be thinking about sex?
Jen: Because we’re the ones in charge of doling it out, so there’s no guesswork involved on our part. Ergo, we can reflect about more vital stuff. Like handbags.
Dave: Like many men, I have four kinds of shoes: 1) black shoes, 2) brown shoes, 3) sneakers 4) backup sneakers. Do I need more? What should they be?
Jen: I reject the premise of this question because whereas most men own four pair of shoes, they own nine different kinds of hammers. Framing? Claw? Tack? Ball-peen? Any woman worth her salt knows that nearly all household repairs can be accomplished with one of two tools—a butter knife or the heel of a loafer. 
Dave: Do you reflect ketchup has to be kept in the refrigerator? Why?
Jen: Yes, but less for food safety concerns and more because we don’t want to hurt the self-esteem of the additional condiments. (Mayonnaise can be so self-conscious.)
Dave: Are cats malicious, or really the spawn of Satan?
Jen: Um, cats are wonderful and loving small creatures who live to make us pleased, and they only barf in our shoes and scratch the bejesus out of our new ottomans and trip us at the top of the stairs to demonstrate exactly how special we are to them. They are in no way, shape, or form evil, meaning they would never trap me and both of my dogs in my office, causing me to send out cryptic interview answers hoping desperately the reader will properly interpret them and SEND HELP.
(Photo of Dave Barry © Raul Ribiera/Miami Indication)
(Photo of Jen Lancaster © Jeremy Lawson)
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Fab is the first exhaustive biography of the legendary musician; it tells Sir Paul’s whole life tale, from childhood to present day, from effective-class Liverpool beginnings to the cultural phenomenon that was The Beatles to his many solo incarnations.
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Announcing the Betty White calendar for 2011, featuring twelve glorious months of Betty, the beloved actress, comedienne, and surprisingly hot-hot-hot celebrity. At age 88, Betty White has a hit show—Hot in Cleveland. Made Saturday Night Live amusing again when NBC gave her the guest-host spot at the urging of a 500,000-member Facebook battle. And starred, with Abe Vigoda, in the year’s #1 Super Bowl commercial (Snickers). She is classy, earthy, unassuming, a winner of multiple Emmy awards and an candid advocate for animal charities. And she’s got a fantastic sense of humor about herself. Now that’s our kind of pin-up girl.
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TRADITIONS
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The Memoirs of General Ulysses S. Grant, Part 3.
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