1,001 Facts that Will Scare the S#*t Out of You: The Ultimate Bathroom Reader
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- ISBN13: 9781605506241
- Condition: NEW
- Notes: Brand New from Publisher. No Remainder Mark.
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Fact: A cockroach can survive for several weeks with no head.
But it spends that time bumping into walls and screaming, “Where the F**K is my head?!”
Fact: Most wines are made from grapes harvested by machines that scythe through everything in their path, including sticks, insects, rodents, and even larger mammals, which can make their way into the end product. This is known to wine growers as MOG, or “material additional than grapes.”
MOG also stands for “Mother of God, I reflect that was a hoof.”
Fact: A giraffe has twelve-inch hooves and legs that can kick in all four directions with incredible power. Giraffe kicks have been known to decapitate lions.
I bet lions despise that.
The world is a frightening place. If the information in this book scares the sh*t out of you, excellent. You’re probably reading it on the crapper, anyway, and what better place to be frightened sh*tless? Isn’t that the thought, to be sh*tless?
From the sneaky fish that can swim up our genitals to the e coli bacteria lurking in the very water we drink, disturbing phenomena are everywhere we turn. Educational, entertaining, and undeniably horrifying, this book isn’t guaranteed to help you go to the bathroom, but it’s certain to make your time there more memorable.
(edited by leader)
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I’ve been reading it for days and not only does it work for what it promises, but the comments from the leader are Cary McNeal at his best! (Excellent job C… now where’s the $$$ you promised??)
Reader’s Rating: 5 / 5
Sure to make you laugh, this unique trivia book contains 1,001 scary, odd, revolting, and bizarre documented facts about the world. Along with each fact is a tidbit of humorous commentary from the leader, Cary McNeal.
McNeal’s witty wisecracks will keep you chortling, snickering, and snorting to the very end of the book. His clever use of sarcasm, puns, place-downs, hyperbole, word play, extended gags, and outright silliness will entertain and amuse you.
Persons who are already fans of McNeal’s writing won’t be disappointed. Persons unfamiliar with his caustic wit should visit his blog, List Of The Day, for further amusement.
Reader’s Rating: 5 / 5
A friend recommended that I buy this book. I checked out McNeal’s blog before ordering the book. I immediately noticed the man is not right in the head, which is something I really respect in a writer. Now I own the book and will probably buy copies for my sick friends. It’s worth the fee. Even better than I anticipated.
Reader’s Rating: 5 / 5
I’ve been an avid reader of Cary’s McNeal’s “List of the Day” blog for a while now. As soon as I saw this book on LOTD, I quickly ordered my own copy. This book is hilarious – yet informative. Cary has a witty one-liner (or two) about each fact, and I can’t tell you how many times I laughed out loud while reading. As a librarian, I appreciate how Cary listed the source for each fact, so the reader, if so inclined, could do additional research if he/she so desired. There are chapters such as food, bugs, and one of my favs, “weirdest of the weird.” I’m very pleased with this book, and although I don’t keep it in the bathroom, it has earned a place on my nightstand.
Reader’s Rating: 5 / 5